Ha ha! Via Kuro5hin, a timely Simpson’s quote:

[Little Boy]   Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
[Amendment]   I’m not garbage
I’m an amendment to be
Yes, an amendment to be
And I’m hoping that they’ll ratify me
There’s a lot of flag-burners who have got too much freedom
I want to make it legal for policemen to beat ‘em
‘Cause there’s limits to our liberties
At least, I hope and pray that there are
‘Cause those liberal freaks go too far
[Little Boy]   But why can’t we just make a law against flag burning?
[Amendment]   Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we change the constitution -
[Little Boy]   - Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
[Amendment]   Now you’re catching on!
[Little Boy]   But what if they say you’re not good enough to be in the constitution?
[Amendment]   Then I’ll crush all opposition to me!
And I’ll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back, I’ll say that he’s gay
[Congressman]   Good news, amendment! They ratified you!
You’re in the US Constitution!
[Amendment]   Oh, yeah! Door’s open, boys!

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