The e^x joke

The cocky exponential function e^x is strolling along the road insulting the functions he sees walking by. He scoffs at a wandering polynomial for the shortness of its Taylor series. He snickers at a passing smooth function of compact support and its glaring lack of a convergent power series about many of its points. He positively laughs as he passes |x| for being nondifferentiable at the origin. He smiles, thinking to himself, “Damn, it’s great to be e^x. I’m real analytic everywhere. I’m my own derivative. I blow up faster than anybody and shrink faster too. All the other functions suck.”

Lost in his own egomania, he collides with the constant function 3, who is running in terror in the opposite direction.

“What’s wrong with you? Why don’t you look where you’re going?” demands e^x. He then sees the fear in 3′s eyes and says “You look terrified!”

“I am!” says the panicky 3. “There’s a differential operator just around the corner. If he differentiates me, I’ll be reduced to nothing! I’ve got to get away!” With that, 3 continues to dash off.

“Stupid constant,” thinks e^x. “I’ve got nothing to fear from a differential operator. He can keep differentiating me as long as he wants, and I’ll still be there.”

So he scouts off to find the operator and gloat in his smooth glory. He rounds the corner and defiantly introduces himself to the operator. “Hi. I’m e^x.”

“Hi. I’m d / dy.”

I don’t get it.

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Feb 7th, 2005 | Posted in General
  1. Feb 7th, 2005 at 21:02 | #1

    Haha … very funny.

  2. Feb 7th, 2005 at 21:24 | #2

    but do you get the punchline? I really don’t. Does it have to do with pronunciation or what?

  3. Feb 7th, 2005 at 21:27 | #3

    OMG. I feel so stupid. d/dy.

  4. RYAN
    Sep 1st, 2005 at 02:37 | #4

    e^x can be differentiated limitless amounts of times without it changing but only in regards to x. (ie dx/dy). but the differential operator is d/dy and e^x is a constant in regards to y, and will therefore also be reduced to nothing

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