Caltech’s newspaper: April 13th edition
Did I ever mention that I love the Tech? Only here have I seen such an irrelevant newspaper– the first edition I saw ran a review of Debbie does Dallas. The April 13th edition is one large insult to MIT. I especially love this opinion piece on LOTR. Here’s one of the jokes:
Heisenberg was driving his new Mercedes when he was pulled over by a police officer. “Do you know how fast you were going?” asked the officer. “No, but I know exactly where I am, ” replied Heisenberg. “You little smartass, ” said the officer, beating the snot out of Heisenberg with the butt of his Luger. “How long will this beating last?” asked Heisenberg. “I don’t know, but I know exactly how much energy I’m expending, ” said the officer.
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- Potential Energy (1/10/2005)
[…] A joke about Heisenberg At ChapterZero (a great blog which I found today) I came across a post which contained a funny joke about Heisenberg: Heisenberg was driving his new Mercedes when he was pulled over by a police officer. “Do you know how fast you were going?†asked the officer. “No, but I know exactly where I am, †replied Heisenberg. “You little smartass, †said the officer, beating the snot out of Heisenberg with the butt of his Luger. “How long will this beating last?†asked Heisenberg. “I don’t know, but I know exactly how much energy I’m expending, †said the officer. […]
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